these fucking things
Fun fact there things were recalled for causing “eye injuries, including scratched corneas and incidents of temporary blindness, broken teeth, a mild concussion, a broken rib, and facial lacerations that required stitches.”
these things were the fucking best
HOW THE SHIT DID SOMEONE BREAK THEIR FUCKING RIB
you people don’t understand how fucking powerful these things were, you were supposed to pull gently and it’d fly just fine but if you pull it like a chainsaw or a lawnmower they will behave as such. t h e y a r e d e a d l y.
I HAD LIKE TEN OF THESE
and they all ended up on the roof of my house
ohmygod these things!!! they were ultimate my-turn-for-the-remote weapons! Seriously, my brother has a scar XD
that or like, shoot it into a ceiling fan and pray for your life!
… i think i still have one somewhere
I had like ten of these things. They were amazing.
you son of a bitch
SON OF A FUCKING BITCH
#HOW ABOUT NO
TOO FUCKING SOON
The fact that they forced the bunny to be involved just makes it worse…
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN!!?!
To be honest, I don’t really know what this image is supposed to mean.
It’s a full metal alchemist reference. it’s referencing a really heart wrenching moment.
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
i want all my text posts to look pretty
then put them in between your selfies <3
this the nicest thing anyones ever said to me i hope u find $20 on the ground
Jennifer getting overly excited when she wins a game on Fandango
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Idk how I forgot to mention this before
But today in class, my professor got off on a tangent about how chipped or broken china in early American literature symbolizes a woman losing her virginity
And I just
it’s back lol
I lost it with #theyfondued
R I G H T . I N . T H E . F E E L S.
this hurts. a lot.
Well… there go my feels.
*Singing* UNBREAK MY HEAAAAART!!!!
Holiday shopping? Keep your eye on the ball, or better still, both eyes…
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