Death Dealer in Training

Death Dealer in Training







today i told patrick he needed to turn down the patitude.

Pete Wentz, Livejournal entry 11/1/2005 (via takethistoyourgrace) Via

mynameisnotcharlie:

jesusfoodsex:

subite-vene-in-misha:

mostly10:

omfg you guys

the fact that he still has the picture on his phone.

mark, stop it.

The fact that he took that on his actual phone.

Look at his fucking face.

Look at the pride.

(Source: crowleysdelicateass)


Via


tylerchokely:

tombol-r:

so what exactly are we building here

a good time


thirdeyedeaf:

isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather

Via nagisa tho

futuredudeman:

cassbuttmcgee:

radiogrimshaw:

have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps

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I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.

(Source: michaelgclifford)

Via Come to me, baby.

zasypoon:

Good night… or good morning :)


Via Satisfaction is not in my nature




innytoes:

I know it’s been done but I can’t stop laughing.



zerostigma:

I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.

(Source: thefilmfatale)


Via



pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

Via

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

im ordering a pizza

they dont make delivery

im hanging up


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